Have kids they said, it will be fun they said......you surrounded yourself with liars Mama.  This is for the one who has to question by counting the days on their fingers, when really was it the last time I showered? The one is for the woman who has forgotten her name and keeps chanting "it will all be worth it".  We see you (thankfully we can't smell you), we raise you a highball of bourbon, and wish you a full nights sleep soon.


Milk & Honey - Infused with if my partner touches me ever again he/she is losing a limb.

  • Oatmeal + Sweet Milk + Manuka Honey


16oz Shea & Coconut Sugar Scrub Ingredients:

Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride*, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Organic Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil**, Emulsifying Wax NF, Organic Beeswax**, Avocado Oil, Safflower Oil, Fragrance, Glyceryl Stearate, Palm Stearic Acid, Organic Copernicia Cerifera (Carnauba) Wax**, Organic Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter)**, FD&C Certified Colorant, Tocopherol (Vitamin E).

* Ecocert 

Sugar Scrub - Milk & Honey - Tiny Human aka Lucifer